im actually really happy with my theme for once omg

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misery-and-demons:

tulimyrsky:

shortversion-notdeaded:

welcome to australia where our national anthem was almost a song about a guy stealing a sheep but committing suicide before the police caught him

we could have had it all

I love this because it’s actually true

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iamtheparadoxoflife:

bunnywith:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

in elementary school i constantly scored as reading at a college level but then i got to college and suddenly everyone’s reading at college level.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN A POST THAT SO ACCURATELY DESCRIBES MY LIFE.

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killadamsandler88888888888888999:

like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time

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janecrocker:

shipping is stupid

shipping is banned

no more shipping ever for anybody

stop shipping

if you want to buy a package off of ebay you fucking walk to hong kong and get it

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dragondicks:

I don’t give a fuck how “bad” your oc’s design is. I don’t care if the colours are bright or they have a lot of accessories or they’re a demon queen vampire werewolf horse who is dating legolas. you had fun making them and that fun was entirely harmless, self-indulgent and creative and thats great

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hisnamewasbeanni:

dorfs:

leonrw:

leonrw:

Spending $12.5 billion on new aircraft, this is truly a government serious about cuts.

image

UM?????

"No this was money set aside for this by a previous government!"

"So why don’t you use that money instead to fund the program’s you’re cutti-"

"NEW FIGHTER JETS NNNNYYYYYEEEEEEOOOOOWW!"

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seriousjones:

A girl was excited for her sweet 16, and she asked her boyfriend to buy her a car. He said yes. The night of the party, he didn’t come. She was very sad. Then she found out he’d died trying to drive two cars at once to her party. Like this if you love your boyfriend.

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emporioefikz:

Samouel

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do not teach your dogs to shake hands or do something else cute for a treat because then they will figure out that if they try to shake hands with you at any time you will be guilt into giving them a treat

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sherlocksprayers:

judge a person by who they want on the iron throne

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lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

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thepercyjacksonphase:

owmeex:

Two Brothers Re-Create Childhood Photos As A Priceless Gift To Their Mother (via Then/Now)

you can’t just not reblog it

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sherlocksprayers:

judge a person by who they want on the iron throne

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