you can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end
yes you can
shut up nerd
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
when they say youre too old for disney
The hop, I can’t. I cackled.
BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA
i hate it when people shit on others’ excitement. like “hey! i got a new computer!” “that’s nice, but mine’s better” or “hey! i finally killed that guy that’s been bugging me for weeks!” “what the fuck i’m calling the police” unbelievable.
does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer
so u just take ur shirt and
my favorite place to hang in my house is the bathroom bc the wifi is good and nobody bothers you if they think u poopin
Homestuck has the most complex storyline of pretty much any story I’ve read and yet
Women have been denied the right to vote, treated like property, sold to their spouses, raped every time it was war, misrepresented by entitled white male politicians, endangered every time they walked somewhere alone at night, denied the right to drive or be anywhere without a man, shamed for showing their faces, shamed for choosing not to show their faces for millennia, and still you think your biggest problem is that someone buys a mug that says “male tears”?
if you had to choose between world peace and having sex with a strider’s guardian would you fuck alpha dave or bro
when ppl u barely meet pull u into their drama like wtf
headcanon posts that just show a fundamental lack of critical thinking about the source material are my least favorite thing but i never want to be the party pooper that’s like “uh thats factually incorrect” so i just sit here quietly seething abt it like some misanthropic evil grandma
i finally updated a fanfic i was writing after like…. a year lmao and its still my most popular???
someon commented on it an hiur after i posted with like “!!!!!!!” i hope nobodys mad at me for abandoning it for ages