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travtrav87 So this just happened at the #gameofthrones beer launch party. #pedropascal posing with my #moonstick from #sailormoon

this is the best thing ive ever fucking seen like

sailor moon

game of thrones

im having trouble imagining those two things being less alike

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rexuality:

deathcomes4u:

THE ANIMATION IN BAMBI IS MUCH MORE ACCURATE THAN I REALISED HOLY SHITNUGGETS

what are deers even trying to accomplish

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sashayed:

silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

james-winston:

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhinoTitanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

except sharks are cold blooded or some shit so they wouldnt be down with bein so deep the sun doesnt reach them so i think megalodons be all up and.detected if they did exist

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redloftwingfeathers:

THE FUCKING DEKU TREE SPROUT IS A WEAPON.

LET ME JUST UPROOT THE SOURCE OF ALL LIFE AND HIT YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH IT.

THE POWER OF NATURE COMPELS YOU, MOTHERFUCKER.

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celestialshawty:

Halterneck Top & Empire-waist Briefs Bikini

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cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

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imwithkanye:

Andrej Pejic Comes Out as Trans Woman, Now Andreja

"I think we all evolve as we get older and that’s normal but I like to think that my recent transition hasn’t made me into a different individual. Same person, no difference at all just a different sex."

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whentherestrouble:

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

ikr it’s fucking hilarious

its also hilarious because just bc ur a feminist doesnt mean u gotta become a lesbian and remove all men from your life like yea everyones dependent on someome else for some things but that dont mean u gotta be paid 30% less than them for it u feel me

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youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

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imagine my disappointment as a child to discover comic book starfire was nothing like tv show starfire

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No shut the fuck up you child they say this to throw off stupid dehumanizing comments from interviewers AND ITS GOOD FOR THEM TO BE DOING THAT. I don’t care what their gender is, if someone lets an interviewer know theyre being sexist and dumb when they say “women must be hard to write because theyre SOOO different” then thats a fucking GOOD THING. Stop calling us naiive for appreciating that when it happens. Like i know it must be easier for u to process the whole “MEN BAD” thing but thats not how the world or the people in it works so please grow up lmao goodbye.

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